"Hysterics in Newsrooms and Faculty Lounges......."

"We were all supposed to be dead now, done in by AIDS, the gift of the gays. After that it was SARS, bequeathed to the world by China. Then it was avian flu, which, to be fair to the alarmists, did in fact result in the deaths of millions. The millions were all chickens, true, but chickens have feelings, too. You could ask the folks at PETA." Wesley Pruden, Washington Times, 17 June 2008 (NB: the above title will link you to the Pruden article).